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youjustwaitandsee: 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure as heck not picking anything up. You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not…
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- I kinda wanna say sorry , You make it so hard for me to stay mad.
I’m sorry Dora , I cant see the mountain with your big as head in the way.
You said it was a long story , But when you told it , it took about 10 seconds
Those SAD INDIVIDUALS who think they have “Haters” … No , people just DON’T like you.
I wonder if aliens ask eachother , “Do you believe in HUMANS ?!” O___o
I love how in scary movies , the dumb blond walks into the house and shouts “Hello ?” as If the bad guy is gonna respond “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich ?!” …. Cause that’s only in comedies (:
I don’t play “Hard To Get” I play “Never Going To Happen”
There’s plenty of fish in the sea … LOL JK… There was an oil spill.
Never mistake my silence for weakness … Ever heard of someone planning murder out loud ?! DIDN’T THINK SO.
Awe (: my middle finger likes you
Seriously … In all my life , I have never heard a baby say “Goo goo Gaa Gaa”
Them ; "Are you okay ?"
Me ; "No. I'm bleeding cause it's fun!"
“Kidnapping” is such a strong word … I prefer to say “Surprise adoption”
I’m MATURE enough to forgive you. I’m just not DUMB enough to trust you again.
Got a problem with me ? Solve it. Think I’m trippen ? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me ? Sit down. Can’t face me ? Turn the FUCK around.
Sorry , but I was not put on this earth to please you.
Im not mean … You just don’t deserve my kindness.
I don’t hate you , I’m just not so excited about your existence.
If I insult you in any way , shape , or form , Please contact me at ; idontgiveaflyingfuck.com
Last time I saw something like you , I flushed it.
“I’m bringing sexy back !”… BITCH ! Your the reason it left.
Don’t be so quick to judge me. You only see what I choose to show you.
Have you noticed the next generation is getting ruder and shorter ? … I’m done growing and I’m 4’5 -.-
Your 8 and you have a phone ?! Who are you gonna call ? Barney ?!
Cool story bro. In what chapter do you STFU ?
Laughing so hard that noises aren’t coming out; and your just sitting there clapping like an idiot.
I should throw some fertilizer on you , maybe you’d grow the fuck up.
A rejected high five is one of the biggest insults there is ….
Some people deserve eggs thrown at them. Brick shaped eggs … Made of brick …
I saw something that reminded me of you … So I flushed the toilet and washed my hands.
Who came up with the middle finger ? I mean the first person to receive it must have been like “What the fuck are you doing ?”
Me ; I can't really stay ...
Bed ; but baby , it's cold outside ..
Nicki Minaj ; pink hair Katy Perry ; blue hair Rihanna ; red hair Lady Gaga ; green hair . THE FUCKING PWER RANGERS ARE BACK
Parents “Well when I was your age …” SHUT THE FUCK UP. When you were my age you rode Dinosaurs
I miss slamming my phone when I got of a call mad …. Poking my phone in an angry manner just isnt the same.
“I’LL SLIT YOIR FUCKING THROAT!”….. “Grama , calm down. It’s just bingo.”
I laugh at my own texts before I send them because I’m just that funny (:
If the people in horror movies listened to me , they’d still be alive …
We have all
Knocked something down in a store and then awkwardly walked away …
I dream of a better world , where chickens can cross the road with out getting their motives questions …
I see you did your make up today … Someone misses their coloring books, don’t they ?
Im pretty awesome at tripping over stuff that isn’t even there …
Who else used to jump on certain tiles on the store cause the other ones were made of lava ?
Bitch please. Your bra has more stuffing then a build a bear.